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Radiant but not Radioactive: A Beautiful but Blunted Marigolds at Silver Spring Stage

C. Swanson: Critic, The Beltway Blackbox From left to right: Elizabeth Keith and Jeanne M. Adams. Photo credit: Hart Wood. Courtesy of Silver Spring Stage Hot Take “They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you.” —Philip Larkin, This Be The Verse Silver Spring Stage’s production of the 1971 Pulitzer Prize-winning The Effects of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds is filled wit

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Evil Has a Lease on This Apartment: Nu Sass Productions' Everything, Devoured

Leo Barrett: Critic, The Beltway Blackbox Tristin Evans as Julian. Photo credit: Shutterbug's Creations. Courtesy of Nu Sass Productions Hot Take Katherine Gwynn's Everything, Devoured does not ease you in. A Chicago apartment, a few friends, a Friday night, and then, fairly quickly, the evening takes a turn. Blood is spread on the floor and Ronald Reagan shows up as a demon. Nu Sass Productions is staging this world premiere at the Sitar Arts Center in a black box that holds

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A Riotous Roman Romp in Need of Reins: Reston Community Players’ Forum

E. Hayes: Critic, The Beltway Blackbox Photo of the company by Chip Gertzog. Courtesy of Reston Community Players Hot Take Reston Community Players’ production of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum is a colorful, high-energy romp that occasionally loses its way in its own bedlam. While the evening is buoyed by some truly stellar individual vocal performances and top-tier technical craft, it suffers from a lack of directorial discipline. What should be a tightly wo

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At The Beltway Blackbox, we believe that theatre criticism is a service to the audience, not a marketing arm for the industry. Our reviews are grounded in the "Blackbox" philosophy: stripped-back, honest, and focused on the fundamental truth of the work. We prioritize the craft of the performer, the vision of the director, and the integrity of the script over high-budget spectacle.

While The Beltway Blackbox accepts "press comps" (complimentary tickets) provided by theatre companies for review purposes, these tickets are accepted with a strict understanding of editorial independence.

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To maintain total objectivity, our critics do not review productions in which they have a personal, professional, or financial stake. If a critic has a pre-existing relationship with a lead artist, that relationship will be fully disclosed at the top of the review, or the assignment will be given to a different writer.

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